May 2013
callmekitto:
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
burghers:
when people say nice things about you
How to beat cravings.
gettingskinnyinamerica:
Step one: Stuff your face with food.
Step two; Try and run the next day.
Step three: Have a shitty run.
Step four: Vow to never stuff your face with crap again because bad runs = bad mood.
Step five: Don’t repeat step one.
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guys, chill.
chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
doctorangel:
jakemalik:
hungryzekes:
kanyewesticle:
holynipples:
kanyewesticle:
jakemalik:
kanyewesticle:
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
what
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf...
keepcalmandbakesomething replied to your post: Boooooored
DRIVE TO VIRGINIA TO VISIT ME! Oh, wait…I won’t be there til Sunday…damn.
boo! I wouldn’t mind a 3 hour drive right now
Boooooored
And it’s only my first full day of summer. Fuck.
imgonnamakeachange:
archetyping:
the first twenty minutes out of the shower is actually naked blogging time
pfffbt twenty minutes
more like 2 hours
Ok yes this looks fun. love me
01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
04: what are you listening to?
05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
06: where do you think your best friend is right now?
07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
08: sex on the first date?
09: kiss on the first date?
10: is there one person you want to be with right now?
11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
12: is there something you would like to say to someone?
13: what are three things you did today?
14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
15: what is your favorite kind of gum?
16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
17: what is on your wrists right now?
18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?
20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?
21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?
22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?
23: how have you felt today?
24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
25: what is wrong with you right now?
26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
29: how late did you stay up last night and why?
30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
31: what were you doing an hour ago?
32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?
33: are you wearing jeans right now?
34: are you a patient person?
35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
36: favorite color?
37: did you have a dream last night?
38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?
41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
42: do you like meeting new people?
43: are you afraid of falling in love?
44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?
45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
Professor, I see you have put my grade online but have blocked me from seeing it. not cool, man. not cool.
buddies... ask me these
0: Height
1: Virgin?
2: Shoe Size
3: Do you Smoke?
4: Do you Drink?
5: Do you take drugs?
6: Age you get mistaken for
7: Have Tattoos?
8: Want any tattoos?
9: Got any Piercings?
10: Want any Piercings?
11: Best friend?
12: Relationship status
13: Biggest turn ons
14: Biggest turn offs
15: Favorite Movie
16: I’ll love you if
17: Someone you miss
18: Most traumatic experience
19: A fact about your personality
20: What I hate most about myself
21: What I love most about myself
22: What I want to be when I get older
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
25: My idea of a perfect date
26: My biggest pet peeves
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school
31: What my last text message says
32: What words upset me the most
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
34: What I find attractive in women
35: What I find attractive in men
36: Where I would like to live
37: One of my insecurities
38: My childhood career choice
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
40: Who wish I could be
41: Where I want to be right now
42: The last thing I ate
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44: A random fact about anything
iwantonlyher replied to your post: Only around 50% humidity today!!! I’m enjoying…
50% humidity? Where do you live?? I can relate on the summer hate…I totally prefer winter time❄
I live in Maryalnd :) I walked out of my house today and could feel the humidity. It’s only going to get worse now. I can’t believe I’m complaining about 50% in May hahaha it should be like 60-70%...
I’m throwing a pity party and everyone’s invited!
come join me?
