you make me smile

callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:56:51 -0400

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: nosdrinker: i don’t know what...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:51:48 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

FLUFFY COWS!!!!!!!!!!!

robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:56:32 -0400

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

thefrogman: Evolution[imgur] [h/t: togifs]

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:49:31 -0400

thefrogman:

Evolution
[imgur] [h/t: togifs]

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:48:18 -0400

burghers: when people say nice things about you

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:46:06 -0400

burghers:

when people say nice things about you

rollership: What about a spaceship that does not move....

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:45:03 -0400

rollership:

What about a spaceship that does not move. But allows space to move on without it instead. At various rates of drag. physicists?

physicsphysics:

An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way.

Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t

marielikestodraw: dirtydirtychai: asexual-not-a-sexual: Here...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:15:25 -0400

marielikestodraw:

dirtydirtychai:

asexual-not-a-sexual:

Here are some reaction badges for when people troll you with their bullshit and ignorance.

These are glorious.

Ahahha perfect

How to beat cravings.

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:07:09 -0400

gettingskinnyinamerica:

Step one: Stuff your face with food.

Step two; Try and run the next day.

Step three: Have a shitty run.

Step four: Vow to never stuff your face with crap again because bad runs = bad mood.

Step five: Don’t repeat step one.

flavorpill: thegliitch: The Starks credits to owner Arya +...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:06:54 -0400

flavorpill:

thegliitch:

The Starks

credits to owner

Arya + Tony = best fake sibling pairing of all time

:)

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:26:23 -0400

carnage

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:42:26 -0400

carnage

Summer Project #1 - Remove old broken bed frame. Status:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:28:21 -0400

Summer Project #1 - Remove old broken bed frame. Status: Complete

gotmegeekin: What you do is only a single drop in a limitless...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:14:23 -0400

gotmegeekin:

What you do is only a single drop in a limitless ocean…but what is an ocean but a multitude of drops?

I’m a bandit Okay, I’m cleaning under my bed and a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:49:23 -0400

I’m a bandit

Okay, I’m cleaning under my bed and a mouse used to live there so I’m being cautious. I fucking hate cleaning.

rosallita: lets do this guys. that way you can get a secret out...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:41:26 -0400

rosallita:

lets do this guys. that way you can get a secret out in the open and nobody can judge you. you can be free

“Per the agreement and our promise not to screw it up, Tumblr will be independently operated...

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:39:11 -0400

“Per the agreement and our promise not to screw it up, Tumblr will be independently operated as a separate business. David Karp will remain CEO. The product, service and brand will continue to be defined and developed separately with the same Tumblr irreverence, wit, and commitment to empower creators,” says Yahoo in the release.

guys, chill.

o-rigin: lolastarship: Lia Porto » No me busques en la...

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:30:26 -0400

o-rigin:

lolastarship:

Lia Porto » No me busques en la cocina (Don’t look for me in the kitchen)

SO BEAUTIFUL

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gettingskinnyinamerica: omg! this!! ALL OF THIS!! Just because...

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:22:01 -0400

gettingskinnyinamerica:

omg! this!! ALL OF THIS!!

Just because someone doesn’t workout all the time, doesn’t mean they’re unhappy.

Sick of seeing people ‘fat shame’ or ‘fitness shame’ people just because they don’t wanna go to the gym.

You don’t have to go to the gym to be happy, you can be happy & content doing whatever!

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:52:08 -0400